Boonk!

I picked up a book from my upstairs bookcase because I needed something to reread.
Inside of Samuel Beckett's NOHOW ON was this crazy drawing I had done in ballpoint pen called Boonk!
It's pretty funny but that's beside the point.
I was using it as a bookmark.
On the second day of using it, I happened to flip it over and noticed what appeared to be a phone number scrawled on the back. It said:

"MAUREEN
267-GOFUCKYOURSELF"

I have absolutely NO idea who Maureen is and I have no recollection of writing it.
I have no phone numbers for a Maureen in my telephone.
I burst out laughing when I read it, though.